Post by spikester18 on Jul 13, 2007 14:40:48 GMT
a ugly man gos into a pub with a big grin on his ugly face
the landlord sez 'y u so happy?'
'well' said the ugly man 'i was walkin past the train station and i saw a woman tied to the track!'
'no way' said the landlord
'yea! so i untied her and took her back to may flat ware we shagged all nite!!!!!!!!!'
'blimy' said the landlord
'hay did she give you a blow job?!'
'no' said the ugly man 'i couldnt find the head!'
the landlord sez 'y u so happy?'
'well' said the ugly man 'i was walkin past the train station and i saw a woman tied to the track!'
'no way' said the landlord
'yea! so i untied her and took her back to may flat ware we shagged all nite!!!!!!!!!'
'blimy' said the landlord
'hay did she give you a blow job?!'
'no' said the ugly man 'i couldnt find the head!'
