a ugly man gos into a pub with a big grin on his ugly face the landlord sez 'y u so happy?' 'well' said the ugly man 'i was walkin past the train station and i saw a woman tied to the track!' 'no way' said the landlord 'yea! so i untied her and took her back to may flat ware we shagged all nite!!!!!!!!!' 'blimy' said the landlord 'hay did she give you a blow job?!' 'no' said the ugly man 'i couldnt find the head!'