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Post by spiv/chav on Jul 15, 2007 0:02:21 GMT
Farmer on a driving test...........
Driving instructor "can you make a U turn?"
Farmer "No, but I can make her eyes water"
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Post by spiv/chav on Jul 15, 2007 0:09:51 GMT
Funiest thing about this joke is that my friends child told it at his Christmas party (he is only 10 ish)
Three me go into a pub at Christmas time & ask if they can get free beer.
The landlord says yeah, but you have to bring me in something Christmassy for me to do that.
First guy brings in a bunch of holly - nice one...........free beer.
Second one brings in a piece of ivy - nice one.........free beer.
Third guy slaps a pair of girls knickers on the bar & looks expectantly at the landlord. Confused the landlords says "you have to bring me something to do with Christmas"
Third guy says "They are Carols"
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Post by spiv/chav on Jul 15, 2007 0:14:59 GMT
Scottish man dying in bed.............asks
"Are you here my beloved wife?"
She replies "Yes my darling, I am here"
"Are you here my beloved & delightful children?"
They reply "Yes darling daddy, we are here"
"Are you here my whole beloved extended family?"
They all reply "Yes we are here"
In his dying breath he says "Well, why the fuk have you left the light on downstairs then?"
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Post by spiv/chav on Jul 15, 2007 0:26:20 GMT
Penguin joke...........
A little baby penguin has lost it's mummy & is all alone & scared & crying in a big icy place.
He's been crying for hour when a big penguin comes over & says "why are you crying baby penguin?"
Baby penguin says "cos I lost my mum & can't find her"
Big penguin says "Well what does she look like.............?"
(Really it is a joke - think about it)
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Post by spiv/chav on Jul 16, 2007 4:19:42 GMT
What was the last thing Hitler said to his troops before they got in their tanks?
"Get in your tanks"
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Post by Boroboyben on Jul 16, 2007 6:26:32 GMT
They don't sound like jokes  |
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Post by spiv/chav on Jul 16, 2007 8:06:52 GMT
;D
I know. The last one was particularly bad I thought ;D
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