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Post by nerys on Jul 15, 2007 11:46:02 GMT
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by nerys on Jul 15, 2007 11:59:40 GMT
Mary Had a Another Lamb Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass, And turned it's wool to nylon. ;D ;D ;D ( Now we all know how the new High tech Dakar tow rope was developed )  |
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 15, 2007 20:27:10 GMT
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Nikki
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Post by Nikki on Jul 15, 2007 20:31:11 GMT
Poor little lamb  |
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 15, 2007 21:10:52 GMT
poor  ? ahh you feeling sorry for it ,,, bless ya  |
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Post by catday89 on Jul 15, 2007 22:54:53 GMT
ha them jokes are ace!!
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 17, 2007 20:18:10 GMT
MORE MORE MORE  |
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 17, 2007 20:21:35 GMT
mary had a little lamb its toe nails were so blunt |
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 17, 2007 20:26:28 GMT
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied him to the heater.
Every time he'd lift his leg,
He'd burn his little peter.
Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
So she is suing the test tube lab.
Mary had a little sheep.
It went to bed with her to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb!
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it was quite silly.
She threw it up into the air,
And caught it by its ...
Willy was a watch dog,
Lying on the grass.
Down came a bumble bee,
And bit him on the ...
Asssssk no questions,
Tell no lies,
I saw a policeman,
Doing up his ...
Flies are bad,
Mosquitos are worse,
And this is the end of my silly little verse.
Mary had a little lamb,
A pizza and some prunes,
A piece of pie, a glass of milk, and then some maccaroons.
It made the waiters happy to see her order so
And when they carried Mary out,
her face was white as snow!
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And every where that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
Now Mary found the price of meat too high,
Which really didn't please her.
Tonight she is having the leg of lamb,
The rest is in the freezer.
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was black as charcoal
Every time it jumped the fence
You could see its little arsehole.
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded.
Everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded.
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was suprised.
When Old McDonald had a farm,
The poor guy nearly died.
Mary had a little lamb
A little roast, a little jam
An ice-cream soda topped with fizz
Boy, how sick our Mary is.
Mary had a li'l lamb
Its wool was soft and pink
A big bad wolf came by one day
Now Mary has a mink!
Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
And so she took some caster oil
To pass the time away.
The oil didn't work.
The time just wouldn"t pass.
If you want to know what time it is,
Just look up Mary's ass!
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Post by nerys on Jul 17, 2007 21:18:23 GMT
well what can i say,
yove stolen all my jokes ;D
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 17, 2007 21:20:51 GMT
find some more lol
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Post by nerys on Jul 17, 2007 21:25:31 GMT
I sure will ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jason (mitsubishi L200) on Jul 17, 2007 21:26:42 GMT
am up at 4am o going now, look forward to reading them tomorrow |
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Post by nerys on Jul 17, 2007 21:32:11 GMT
ok x
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Post by nerys on Jul 18, 2007 14:57:24 GMT
THE QUICKEST WAY A posh English gentleman came into a pub in Llandudno. He asked, “Which is the quickest way to get to Cardiff from here?” The landlord said, “Are you walking or going by car?” The Englishman answered, “By car, of course” “That’s the quickest way,” said the landlord |
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? ahh you feeling sorry for it ,,, bless ya 