Post by Boroboyben on Aug 10, 2007 12:59:19 GMT
A young boy was in the car with his dad when they get pulled over by a police man,
the policeman knows the dad so he lets him off the fine for speed as long as he can come fro dinner that night, without much choice the dad says ok.
as the policeman drives off the dad says "bastard", the young boy heard him say it and asks, "Dad what does bastard mean?", and the dad replies, "its another word for a policeman Son"!
The young boy and his father get home, and the father trips on the door mat and says "nuts!" ,the young boy replies "Dad what does nuts meen" he replies "its another word for a mat son"
Later on the dad is shaving and cuts himself, the dad says "Bollox" and the young boy asks "dad what does bollox meen?" dad replies "Its another word for a hairy face son"
The boy goes into the kitchen and his mum is cutting the turkey ,and she cuts herself, she says "(Wash my mouth out with soap again) Turkey", the son replies "Mum what does (Wash my mouth out with soap)-ing meen?" she replies "Its another word for cutting son"
A short while later the policeman turns up at the door, the son says "Hi bastard, wipe your feet on the nuts, dads upstairs shaving his bollox, and mums int he kitchen (Wash my mouth out with soap again) the turkey"
Isn't the exact words but couldn't be assed to type them all
the policeman knows the dad so he lets him off the fine for speed as long as he can come fro dinner that night, without much choice the dad says ok.
as the policeman drives off the dad says "bastard", the young boy heard him say it and asks, "Dad what does bastard mean?", and the dad replies, "its another word for a policeman Son"!
The young boy and his father get home, and the father trips on the door mat and says "nuts!" ,the young boy replies "Dad what does nuts meen" he replies "its another word for a mat son"
Later on the dad is shaving and cuts himself, the dad says "Bollox" and the young boy asks "dad what does bollox meen?" dad replies "Its another word for a hairy face son"
The boy goes into the kitchen and his mum is cutting the turkey ,and she cuts herself, she says "(Wash my mouth out with soap again) Turkey", the son replies "Mum what does (Wash my mouth out with soap)-ing meen?" she replies "Its another word for cutting son"
A short while later the policeman turns up at the door, the son says "Hi bastard, wipe your feet on the nuts, dads upstairs shaving his bollox, and mums int he kitchen (Wash my mouth out with soap again) the turkey"
Isn't the exact words but couldn't be assed to type them all
